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Drunk Videos, New Drunk Joke
We have been remiss in posting drunk stories and videos lately, so we are offering a couple of drunk humor videos and a totally new drunk joke. BTW you will really like the drunk joke because it is classic Irish comedy featuring the adventures of Michael Murphy himself.
The first video was taken somewhere in either Russia or one of the former Soviet republics, judging from the language spoken. As you know Russians often excel at inebriation so it is only fitting that we acknowledge their drunken prowess with a video in Mother Russia’s honor.
As you see from the photo above our hero is at the beach and is simply attempting to get dressed. His problem lies in mistaking his pants for his shirt, which results in a dramatic challenge for our new friend, Yuri.
Let’s see how Yuri handles himself:
Well, so much for how well Yuri handles his vodka. All he needed to remember was one leg at a time. Poor Yuri!
I don’t know about you, but I found all of that giggling in the background a bit annoying. That is the problem with YouTube vids, sometimes you have to take what you get.
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At least we are not forced to endure endless giggling in our second drunken video. The background in this vid is a song called “Yakkety Sax” and is something we commonly heard on the Benny Hill TV series. Thankfully, the “Yakkety Sax” fits the mood of our video perfectly.
In this video we find ourselves among three intoxicated revelers, two of whom feel a need to mount a statue of a horse. Their inebriated state has clearly diminished their excellence at a vertical jump, but has in no way dampened their enthusiasm.
Let’s join our trio during their visit with Mr. Ed:
Mr. Ed was well ahead of our tipsy triumvirate until they broke his legs, which is foul play in anybody’s language. Naturally, our liquored up friends quickly skulked away into the night rather than face responsibility for their dastardly deed. What will Wilbur say?
You know what happens to horses with more than one broken leg. We’re afraid it is off to the glue factory for poor ole Mr. Ed. That’s no way to treat a talking horse now is it?
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We promised you a new drunk story, but let us warn you this one is just slightly on the blue side, but only marginally so.
Having warned the faint of heart among us let us re-introduce you to our good Irish friend Michael Murphy who is as boozed up a lad as you’ll find either side of the Atlantic. If Michael is not three sheets to the wind by the Noon hour then it must be election day, because why else would the drinking establishments of Dublin be closed?
We join Michael as he arrives for his appointment with Dr. Kevin O’Phelan for his annual checkup. Michael has been worrying about his health lately because he has not been feeling his best, so he is concerned that he may finally be paying the price for his incessant drinking.
Dr. Kevin has required that Michael strip down to his bvd’s, and Michael has dutifully complied. As Dr. Kevin begins going about his business with Michael, he suddenly looks up at the lad and says in an authoritative tone, “Michael, I am afraid you are going to have to stop masturbating.”
“Oh my Lord, God!” exclaims a shocked Michael. “Why?”
“Because I’m trying to examine you,” replies Dr. Kevin.
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- Drunks and Mechanical Bulls – Funny Video
- The Fun Theory – Changing Stairs into a Piano
A Phew Phunny Photos You’ll Like
It’s Phunny Photo time, and with themes ranging from horse sense to conspiracy theories, I believe that today we have a phew gems you will like.
This next sign is a re-creation of a sign that was posted in a construction zone in Lubbock, Texas. It seems that some techie managed to hack into the computer for the sign and added his own version of what should be posted there.
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Do you know one of those conspiracy theorists who constantly thinks that everyone is plotting to take over the world? Maybe they are.
It is sometimes amazing how some businesses survive considering their level of customer service.
That’s a lot of Budweiser!
Have you ever spent time wandering through a cemetery? You might be surprised at the eye opening sights you will see.
Getting a proper education is not necessary to make it in this world, but it may save you from an embarrassing moment or two. BTW, remind me to call the missus to ask her to pick up “are” kids from school.
If their customers are just plain mean, they should charge them a lot more than $10. How about $110?
My Three Favorite Dumb Blonde Videos
These are three of my very favorite blonde videos. We have posted the first one before, but it is special enough to warrant posting again. A beautiful, young blonde is anxious to make her mark in show business. In her own words, she “was born to do this.”
But enough talk because a video is worth more than a thousand words. Give a look:
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Now, wasn’t that special?
But he reigned supreme, and one of the reasons was beautiful Carol Wayne, who was on his show 101 times. The following video is Carol’s last appearance on The Tonight Show because she passed away suddenly not long after this interview. Carol fit the dumb blonde stereotype perfectly, and, of course, Johnny knew exactly how to play it for the funniest effect.
Well, we have saved the best for last. This video is from the Newlywed Game TV series which began its long run in 1966. The blonde in the video is a classic. She is the piece de resistance when it comes to dumb blondes.
Despite her lack of intellect, she is very cute and surprisingly appealing. If there was a hall of fame for dumb blonde videos, this one would be there right at the top. Enough talk. Watch and smile.
More Blonde Comedy
More Blonde Videos
Even More Blonde Jokes and Videos
Blonde jokes can be very funny. Here are a few more:
Elisha, a gorgeous blonde, received a new cell phone from her husband as a birthday gift. She had never owned a cell phone before.
The following day, while she was shopping at Target, her phone rang, so she answered it.
It was her husband, who said, “How do you like the new cell phone?”
Elisha replied, “It’s great, but how did you know I was at Target?”
A beautiful blonde suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her with her best friend. Because she was so depressed over the situation, she went to a gun store and bought a revolver.
Later that day she went to his apartment with the gun in her purse. Upon arrival she used her key to enter the apartment quietly. Then she sneaked up to his bedroom door.
She quickly threw open the door and saw her boyfriend lying in bed in the arms of her best friend. Unsure what to do next and overcome with grief, she pointed the revolver at the side her head.
Her boyfriend screamed, “Baby, please! Don’t do it!”
The blonde yelled back, “Shut up! You’re next!”
One day a stunningly beautiful blonde was riding a horse. As they trotted along the blonde decided that she wanted to go faster and get the horse to perform a few tricks.
She began to turn the horse around in a circle. Suddenly, she started to slip and she grabbed the horse’s mane to keep from falling off. However, that did not completely prevent her from falling and she continued to slip.
She felt that the best thing to do was to jam her foot tightly into the stirrup.
Soon she was riding along hanging from the horse by just her foot, with her head banging on the ground.
Frantic with fear, she was almost near death when the K-Mart guy came over and turned off the horse.
Our video shows one of the funniest dumb blonde videos of all time:
