Lunch with a Panda

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, then orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, then shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”

“Hey, man, I’m a Panda”

The manager opens his dictionary and reads the following:

Panda:

A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

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