Psychic Sneeze

A good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was no one on the other line.

I knew a psychic who once said “God Bless you.”

I said, “I didn’t sneeze.”

She looked deep into my eyes and said, “You will, eventually.”

And damn it if she wasn’t right. Two days later I sneezed.

–Thanks to Ellen Degeneres

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