Here are some more redneck jokes. Most have been around for awhile, but some are new to me. If you haven’t heard them before, they can still be funny.
You might be a redneck if:
Your uncle’s return mailing address is the Department of Corrections.
Your wife refuses a window seat on the airplane because she just got her hair done.
You kept that fire you had in your bathroom from spreading to the house.
You buy your sushi at the corner bait store.
You think the first day of deer hunting season is a religious holiday.
You think “coke” is brown, wet and served with ice.
You think your son has a new girl friend because he’s trying to score some “mary jane.”
You “shop” for golf balls at the driving range at midnight.