Here are some pointers about driving from George Carlin’s “Napalm and Silly Putty:”
Have you ever noticed, when you’re driving, that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Here are a few basic points about driving. One of the first things they teach you in Driver’s Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put them at ten o’clock and two o’clock.
Never mind that. I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. That gives me an extra half hour to get where I’m going.