Bumper Sticker Humor

We’ve all seen that occasional bumper sticker that tickles our funny bone. Here are a few that I have liked:

  • Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
  • Whisper my favorite words: “Let me buy it for you.”
  • Suburbia is where they tear out the trees, then name the streets after them.
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming, then you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
  • Adults are big kids who owe money.
  • Who are these kids and why are they calling me Dad?
  • I pretend to work, and they pretend to pay me.
  • You! Off of my planet!
  • Errors have been made, but others will be blamed. Isn’t life grand?
  • “Yes, I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?”
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