Paris Hilton In Jail Photo?

Is this the first photo of Paris Hilton in her jail cell?

No, this is merely an artist’s rendition of what Paris might look like in her new surroundings.

But if there is any truth to what was reported at tmz.com, Paris does not look so smug right now.

Tmz.com is reporting that “Paris is scared,” and that she “has been crying on the phone, saying she’s not sleeping or eating.”

Paris reportedly has said that her cell is “freezing cold.” She has three small blankets and no pillow, and she is using one of the blankets as a pillow.

CBS news is reporting that LA authorities whizzed Paris through her enrollment process in one hour, as opposed to the 24 hours it normally takes, while a bail bondsman reported that some of the other inmates were taunting Paris for the special treatment she was receiving.

David Letterman said that Paris is surrounded by drug dealers and sexual predators, which is pretty much just like she is on the outside.

Letterman also said that they are already making a movie about Paris in Jail. It’s called the “Bird brain of Alcatraz.”

CBS news is also reporting that Pairs did not have to go through the strip search or the cavity search. She did not have to “spread ’em.”

But, isn’t that where her talents lie? Isn’t that just like the government? They put you in jail and then don’t let you use your God given abilities.

Letterman said the only time she’s said “That’s hot!” is during the strip search.

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