Just stopped in for a short one? Here’s an Irish tourist joke:
A Swiss tourist was vacationing in Dublin and needed directions. While outside McCafferty’s Pub, he stopped two Irish lads walking by and asked, “ntschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?”
The two lads looked at each other puzzled and only stared back at him.
“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Français?” he offered.
Again, the two lads just stared.
“Parlare Italiano?” But the two lads gave no response.
“Hablan ustedes Espanol?” The Dublin lads once again remained silent.
The tourist walked away extremely disappointed that he had not been understood. One of the boys turned to the second and said, “Maybe we should learn a foreign language!”
“Why?” said the other youth. “That guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good!”
Here’s a David Letterman short one:
TOP TEN: Signs You’ve Hired a Bad Secretary.
#6. Wears inappropriately short skirts, no matter how many times you tell him not to.