Police detectives in Warren, Ohio, got one nutty surprise as they were interviewing a woman about a murder investigation. During the course of the interview with the woman, who dressed in a low cut tank top to show off her more than ample cleavage, Homicide detective Wayne Mackey was somewhat taken aback when a baby squirrel popped from between the woman’s rather large breasts.
Actually Mackey was more than taken aback, he was stunned. “No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room,” Mackey said.
“I just kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn’t acknowledge it at all.”
Whether or not Mackey’s response is correct police procedure for such a situation is unknown. It is not a subject that is adequately covered in the police academy.
Perhaps following Mackey’s lead, the woman also did not discuss the event either. As the squirrel struggled from between its two cozy pillows, the woman merely snatched the rodent up and stashed it back between its human nests.
“I really didn’t know what to say,” said Mackey. Do not despair Detective Mackey, many a virginal lad has been dumbfounded into stunned silence when confronted with previously unknown secrets of the female anatomy.
Neither the woman nor her pal Rocky were taken into custody.
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