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Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron’s Fairy Tale Love Story

Early in 2008 Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron had a fairy tale love story that captured the hearts of teenagers and pre-teens worldwide.

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They met when they both starred in High School Musical (HSM), which was a blockbuster movie on the Disney Channel. Vanessa played the starring role of Gabriella Montez and Zac played opposite her starring as Troy Bolton.

Gabriella and Troy shared a love interest in HSM similar to what Vanessa and Zac had in real life. Troy was the high school’s sports hero and Gabriella was a bright student who transferred to East High.

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Although Vanessa and Zac were constantly seen together in Los Angeles, blogheads were continually speculating that their romance was over, but they were always been wrong until the couple finally did break up as Hollywood romances often do.

The blockbusters High School Musical 1 and 2 made stars of Vanessa and Zac, and they were among the most searched celebrities on the Internet. They were also followed everywhere by the paparazzi.

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And it only promised to get bigger and better for the couple, for Disney had started production on High School Musical 3, which premiered in theaters rather than just the Disney Channel. The couple and HSM were so big that the number of views of their videos on Youtube reached into the tens of millions, which was off the charts even by today’s standards.

Many of the photos on this page were taken from Zac and Vanessa’s vacation in Hawaii in 2007. Zac said that a paparazzo caught him off guard because Zac had not yet realized that the couple was so high on the paparazzi radar.

“At that point it (his stardom) was inconceivable,” Zac said. “I had no idea that anyone could ever care. That happens to, like, big stars. I woke up and my dad told me that I was in a newspaper on the beach, (and) he made fun of me. He said I was ‘frolicking.’”

It appears that the paparazzo made a small fortune on the photos. Zac said that while they were still on vacation in Hawaii, “the photographer left me a note with a disc of all the pictures, and on the note it said, ‘Thanks for the Range Rover!’”

The following video stars Zac and Vanessa, is from High School Musical 2 and is entitled “You are the Music in Me.”

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Irina Shayk – Sports Illustrated Cover Model – Video

Russian born Irina Shayk is taking over the cover model world with her appearance on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

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Needless to say Irina is breathtaking in a bikini, plus she is a woman who lends a whole new meaning to the often tossed about term “beautiful people.”

We have also managed to provide you short video of this Russian beauty, so have a look:

We have to cut Irina some slack since English is a second language for her. Because of that she does not describe her emotions for being chosen the SI cover model as being thrilled, or overjoyed or even excited. Instead she is “super happy.”

She even describes her mother as being “super happy.” We will not begrudge this Russian lass for her lack of English vocabulary because, after all she is “super beautiful,” and how can anyone begrudge this girl anything?

 

    Super Model Giselle Bundchen – Where Are Your Clothes?

    Giselle Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world, earning $33 million in 2007 and over $35 million in 2008. She is numero uno among the super models and is estimated to be worth over $150 million, which is not bad for a girl born in Southern Brazil.

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    Because she is Brazilian, she speaks Portuguese, but she also speaks English as a second language. She learned to speak German when she was a child, but has forgotten most of it since.

    Said Giselle, “I was born in Horizontina, a town in the backcountry of (the Brazilian) state Rio Grande do Sul. The town was once mainly colonized by Germans. In the school which I attended, learning German was actually obligatory from third grade on. But being out of touch with the language for such a long time, I unfortunately forgot it…I belong to the sixth generation of my family in Brazil.”

    In school as a child, Giselle was so skinny that her friends used to call her “Olívia Palito,” or Olive Oyl, who was Popeye’s girl friend in the Popeye cartoons.

    At 13 Giselle enrolled in a modeling course along with her sisters, and one year later she was discovered by a modeling agency in a shopping mall in Sao Paulo.

    Now if she could only find her clothes.

    Britney Spears Bikini Shots – Looking Hot

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    Britney Spears must be very serious about changing her ways because she was spotted by the paparazzi recently in Las Vegas hanging around the pool of the Mirage in her bikini. This girl is looking very good.

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    Her body looks a lot more toned, and she has lost that matronly look that she had been sporting when her behavior was out of control.

    If Britney keeps up this weight loss regimen and regains her old hot looks, there could be no stopping her quest to be back on top of the music world.

    But celebrity news has been rather boring lately since our little bad girl turned over a new leaf. She is not out shaving her head or running over paparazzi feet.

    And she hasn’t attacked anyone lately with her unbrella. It’s really b-o-r-i-n-g!

    Now that Britney is behaving, Lindsay Lohan has quit drugs (?) and Nicole Richie is taking care of her baby, the only celebrity causing trouble is Amy Winehouse.


    Thank God for ol’ Amy. What would we do without her?

    Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph said that “She’s in the middle of recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and her focus remains on the studio.”

    See? Boring.

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    Japanese Bikini Car Wash and World’s Shortest Runway – Video

    Our first video comes straight from an air show where the pilots perform tricky maneuvers that make you wonder why they don’t get killed. This pilot lands his plane on a moving runway that is not much longer than the plane itself. Quite Remarkable.

    I guess that pilot skill tells it all, and this pilot lets his skill shine through.

    Now that is some remarkable flying, but can he do it in a Boeing 767? Seriously, that must be the shortest runway ever, and the only other moving runways I can think of are on aircraft carriers.

    Learning how to perform that trick might place you in harm’s way because you would have to make the landing on your first try.

    This next video comes from an auto commercial that was supposed to play in the US, but I have not seen it yet. It adds an entire new twist to videos with scantily clad beauties washing your car in the school parking lot.

    It has the plenty of water fights and very little clothes worn by the washers, but…well, you pretty much need to see it to understand. Watch.

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    Memorable Blonde Jokes and Video

    It is a special blonde celebration day here at McCafferty’s Pub. If you are blonde it is happy hour all day long for you. To honor the blondes and the joy they add to our world here at McCafferty’s, the patrons have come up with a few more blonde jokes, stories and videos.

    If you are blonde yourself, there is a possibility that you may need someone to explain the jokes to you, so make sure that your other half is somewhere about while you read them.

    The Firing Squad


    A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are about to executed by a firing squad for perpetrating crimes against humanity. The brunette and the redhead are very beautiful, while the blonde is on the plain side and is slightly on the dumber side too.

    The guards bring the brunette forward first, and the executioner recites his usual statement asking the brunette if she has any last requests.

    Vanessa, the brunette replies, “No.”

    Then the executioner shouts to his firing squad, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”

    Suddenly Vanessa shouts out, “earthquake!”

    Everyone is startled, surprised and is looking around for signs of an earthquake. Amidst all of the hubbub Vanessa, the brunette, manages to disappear and evade her date with destiny.

    Naturally, the guards are very angry because they know they will be held accountable for letting the brunette escape. They next bring the redhead forward to face the firing squad, after which the executioner asks her if she has any last requests.

    “no,” responds Nicole, the beautiful redhead.

    Then the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”

    Nicole suddenly screams loudly, “tornado!”

    Once again, everyone including the guards is startled and looking skyward for signs of a tornado.

    Amidst the hullabaloo, Nicole, the redhead, also manages to escape.

    By this point, Ellen, the blonde, has figured out the secret to what the others did to escape. The guards angrily drag her in front of the firing squad.

    The executioner then asks if Ellen has any last requests.

    Ellen also replies, “No.”

    So the executioner again shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”

    At that moment Ellen, the blonde, suddenly shouts out, “Fire!”

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    Police Lecture

    A policeman is lecturing three blonde trainees who are studying to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hides it from view.

    The policeman then asks the first blonde, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

    The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we will be able to catch him quickly because he only has one eye!”

    The policeman, who is a little unnerved by her response, then says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture shows his profile.”

    Flustered by the first blonde’s ridiculous response, the policeman flashes the picture for five seconds at the second blonde and then asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

    The second blonde is confident of her answer replying, “Ha! He would be easy to catch because he only has one ear! There can‘t be many suspects like that around.”

    The policeman is beginning to lose his patience with his students and responds somewhat angrily, “What’s the matter with you two? Only one eye and one ear are showing because the photo is of his profile! Certainly you can come up with better answers than that!”

    The officer instructor is extremely frustrated by now, but he shows the picture to the third blonde because he hopes she has more on the ball and the other two blondes. He asks in a slightly testy voice, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” Then he quickly adds, “now think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”

    The third blonde looks at the picture intently for a quite a while, then says, “Hmm…the suspect wears contact lenses.”

    The policeman is pleasantly surprised because even he doesn’t really know if the suspect wears contacts or not. “Well, that’s a very interesting answer. You ladies wait here for a few minutes while I check the suspect’s file.”

    Leaving the room the officer goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file in his computer, then returns with a beaming smile on his face. “Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s true! The suspect does wear contact lenses. Good work young lady! How were you ever able to make such an astute observation?”

    “That’s easy,” the third blonde replies. “He can’t possibly wear regular glasses because he has only one eye and one ear.”

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    The Ventriloquist


    While touring the night clubs performing one night stands a ventriloquist stopped one night to do a performance at a small town in Kansas. He began his usual routine with his dummy on his knee as he told blonde joke after blonde joke.

    Suddenly a blonde in the audience stood up on her chair and started shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. Why do you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?”

    She continued, “It’s men like you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community. We’re unable to reach our full potential as a person because of your constant jokes. You and your kind perpetuate discrimination not only against blondes, but also against women in general. It’s a disgrace that is all done under the guise of humor!”

    The ventriloquist was truly embarrassed and started to apologize.

    But the blonde interrupted yelling “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee.”

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    Our video presents an event where rugby and a beautiful blonde blend together harmoniously. How refreshing.

    There is a language barrier in this video, but do not let that deter you. You will enjoy it no matter what language you speak.

    Now isn’t that remarkable. Our bikini clad blonde was featured as athletic, beautiful and intellectual all in one video. There is hope for blonde stereotypes yet.

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