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Hot Damn Van Damme – video

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Hot Damme! Look what 53-year-old Jean-Claude Van Damme can do! That is Jean-Claude in the pic above with his legs spread out between two semi-trailer trucks. Performing this “epic split” is a trick Jean-Claude often does in his movies, but generally he does it at ground level. The stunt takes on a much more impressive perspective when performed between the side mirrors of two semis.

Van Damme’s movies are generally not much more than martial arts flicks, which is fine if you like fight films. But Jean-Claude cleverly garners some impressive publicity with this stunt, making me wonder if I should reconsider checking out Mr “Muscles from Brussels” next flick.

Also impressive in the video is the ability of the semi drivers to maintain the necessary distance between the two trucks while driving backward in the stunt. Anyone who has ever driven a truck knows that driving any truck backward like this is no small feat, let alone doing it with an 18 wheeler.

If I were in the market to buy a semi, Volvo would certainly be tops on my list after seeing this stunt, which is undoubtedly just what Volvo wanted when they set up the video.

Racy Pamela Anderson Ad Banned In Britain – Video

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Remember Pamela Anderson, the gorgeous blonde bombshell who starred as a hot lifeguard in the TV series Baywatch. The former Playboy Playmate of the year is now 46 years old and still riles male hormones into a-churning overtime.

Lovely Pamela recently starred in a TV commercial for crazydomains.com.au in which she displays her still remarkable body clad in tattoos, a bikini and cream cascading down her incredibly supple body parts.

The United Kingdom’s Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) has dutifully banned the commercial from Britain’s airwaves claiming the ad contains what it calls offensive content.

“…we considered the ad was likely to cause serious offence to some viewers on the basis that it was sexist and degrading to women,” the ASA ruled.

Naturally, Pamela and her publicist must now be reveling in the subsequent publicity that the ban has created. The ASA has turned an innocuous commercial that would have quickly faded away into a gold mine for Pamela and crazydomains.com.au.

Because the vid is hosted by YouTube, we apologize for any advertising you may be forced to watch in order to view the video:

The old Hollywood axiom, “any publicity is good publicity” obviously still holds true.

Irina Shayk – Sports Illustrated Cover Model – Video

Russian born Irina Shayk is taking over the cover model world with her appearance on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

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Needless to say Irina is breathtaking in a bikini, plus she is a woman who lends a whole new meaning to the often tossed about term “beautiful people.”

We have also managed to provide you short video of this Russian beauty, so have a look:

We have to cut Irina some slack since English is a second language for her. Because of that she does not describe her emotions for being chosen the SI cover model as being thrilled, or overjoyed or even excited. Instead she is “super happy.”

She even describes her mother as being “super happy.” We will not begrudge this Russian lass for her lack of English vocabulary because, after all she is “super beautiful,” and how can anyone begrudge this girl anything?

 

    Shooter Jared Loughner Mug Shot and Video That Got Him Suspended

    Prior to obtaining his 15 minutes of fame, Jared Lee Loughner, the alleged gunman in the Tuscon, Arizona, shooting that left Representative Gabrielle Giffords in a hospital fighting for her life, shot a video last Fall on the campus of Pima Community College.

    The video portions are innocuous enough, but the audio portion of the vid scared Pima College authorities enough to suspend Loughner indefinitely.

    The video portion merely depicts the college campus including a shot of the local police station. On the audio portion Loughner denigrates the police station saying “This is where the whole shaboozie goes down with illegal activity.”

    Loughner begins his audio diatribe by saying, “We’re examining the torture of students. We’re looking at students who have been tortured.”

    Loughner shouts out to someone in the dark, “How’s it going? Thanks for the B–I’m pissed off.”

    The man responds, “What’s that?”

    After the brief exchange of words, Loughner laughs out loud for some time, finally saying, “I lost my freedom of speech to that guy.”

    Soon Loughner starts the monologue that probably got him suspended from school, “This is what happens. I’m in a terrible place.”

    “This is my genocide school…where I’m going to be homeless because of this school.”

    The genocide remark would scare any school official, especially in these violent days.

    As he wanders into the cafeteria Loughner says, “This is Pima Community College, one of the biggest scams in America…The students are so illiterate it affects their daily lives.”

    As he wanders past the bookstore Loughner says, “They’re controlling the grammar. They control the grammar.”

    Later he says, “All the teachers that you have are being paid illegally. This is genocide in America.”

    Finally Loughner signs off saying, “Thank you. This is Jared from Community College.”

    Despite the rambling, incoherent nature of some of Loughner’s monologue, it is for the most part little worse than what you will find on millions of blogs or video sites on the Internet. If Loughner had not said the words “genocide” or “torture,” he probably would not have been suspended from school because of this video.

    If Loughner had not been so short sighted to go on his violent rampage, this video would be of no interest to anyone. So how do we know, in the future, which videos posted to YouTube are from madmen like Loughner rather than from just a somewhat confused youth?

     

    Homeless Golden Voiced Radio Announcer Ted Williams Strikes Gold

    Homeless radio announcer with a voice of gold, Ted Williams, was recently rediscovered begging for money on the streets of Columbus, Ohio, but the Internet sensation has literally struck gold since his video on YouTube and the Columbus Dispatch.com went viral.

    53-year-old Ted Williams was a panhandler one day who was under the influence of alcohol and drugs until two years ago, when he got sober. He was also “a sporadic resident of a camp behind an abandoned Hudson Street gas station” in Columbus.

    But since Doral Chenoweth III, the videographer for the Columbus Dispatch made the video below of the golden throat announcer offering a sample of his voice on the street in exchange for small change, Williams’ fortune has risen immeasurably and has almost no limits.

    Chenoweth discovered Williams begging on the streets of Columbus and recorded the following video which is embedded from dispatch.com.

    Williams has been offered more jobs than he can field, and he has already accepted an offer from Kraft Macaroni and Cheese as their spokesman. He is being paid $10,000 for performing voice-overs on four commercials.

    His first commercial is already on the Internet, and like his original video, this one has gone viral. Check it out below:

    Ted also has offers from the NFL and the Cleveland Cavaliers NBA basketball team. The Cav’s want Ted to be their official voice, and in addition to a salary, they are offering him the house that Lebron James used to live in.

    Our third vid is NBC’s report on Ted’s good fortune:

     

    Mel Gibson Smashes Car, in Trouble Again

    Actor, director and movie producer Mel Gibson smashed his 2008 Maserati into a Malibu hillside on Sunday evening, landing the celebrity in hot water with the police and the media again.

    Mel has had nothing but negative publicity the last few weeks over his child custody battle with ex-girl friend Oksana Grigorieva, and this fender bender will not help his image any.

    Strangely enough the California Highway Patrol (CHiPs) states that Gibson was not under the influence at the time of the accident, a fact that astounds virtually anyone who has recently followed Gibson’s exploits in the news.

    “He doesn’t know how his car drifted,” said CHiPs Officer Miguel Luevano. Despite the fact that his car had to be towed from the scene, Gibson was uninjured.

    In a 2006 arrest for a DUI Gibson launched an oral diatribe against the arresting officer that included anti-semitic remarks. Gibson is currently under investigation by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department for domesitc violence.

    Video of Lars Vilks Assault by Radical Muslim Jihadists

    Lars Vilks, the Swedish artist-cartoonist who depicted Islam’s Prophet Mohammad as a dog in a caricature in 2007, was attacked in a classroom in Uppsala, Sweden, Tuesday, while giving a lecture regarding his experiences with censorship.

    Vilks has been under a fatwa issued by Al Qaeda Muslim extremists offering a $100,000 reward to anyone who murders him. It appears that yesterday’s assailant initially head butted Vilks, but was then quickly subdued by Swedish policemen before he could inflict more damage.

    The lecture was being filmed by a Swedish TV station, but the cameraman missed filming the actual assault because he had directed his camera toward a screening of a film that Vilks was discussing. Once the assault had begun and by the time the camera was again pointed in Vilks’ direction, he was already on the floor.

    Toward the end of the video, a second assailant moving into camera range from the left is seen taking a swing apparently at a policeman. That man is immediately tackled by three policemen and arrested. The second assailant’s efforts at assault were utterly anemic as his listless attempt to strike the cop looked as if he had flunked fighting on the school playground when he was a lad.

    The lecture hall was filled with shouts of “Allahu Akbar” (God is Great), and many of them came from apparently Muslim women in the back of the hall. It was also the cry of the first assailant as he attacked Vilks.

    Vilks’ glasses were broken in the altercation, but it has been reported he was not seriously injured. “This was the first time I’ve experienced a physical assault,” Vilks said. “It was a bit of a shock.”

    Vilks has taken the fatwa on his life seriously, having installed a panic room and booby traps in his home, along with acquiring a specially trained guard dog he has named “Mohammed.”

    After Tuesday’s assault Vilks remains adamant that he will not give in to the threats from the Muslim extremists. “What you get is a mob deciding what can be discussed at the university. I’m ready to go up again,” he said, meaning he would be agreeable to rescheduling the speech. “This must be carried through. You cannot allow it to be stopped.”

    Vilks notorious cartoon of Mohammad was dubbed “Modoggie,” and numerous variations of it can be viewed at The Christian News Wire. The cartoon would be considered insulting by nearly any religion, so you cannot blame Muslims for their anger. However, most of us limit our rage and do not push it to the point of issuing a fatwa.

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    Citations

    1) “Fatwa Headbutt: Swedish “Roundabout Dog” Mohammed cartoonist Lars Vilks attacked.” http://pajamasmedia.com/zombie/2010/05/11/fatwa-headbutt-swedish-roundabout-dog-mohammed-cartoonist-lars-vilks-attacked/. Zombie. Retrieved 5/12/2010.

    2) “Lars Vilks attacked at Swedish University May 11 2010.” Video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fg8KRTXDRU&feature=player_embedded. YouTube. Retrieved 5/12/2010.

    3) “Lars Vilks attack Aftonbladet with English titles.” Video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfW95sSaVVo&feature=related. YouTube. Retrieved 5/12/2010.

    4) “‘Muhammad cartoonist’ Lars Vilks undaunted after new attack [UPDATED].” http://voices.washingtonpost.com/comic-riffs/2010/05/muhammad_cartoonist_lars_vilks.html.The Washington Post. Retrieved 5/12/2010.

    5) “Lars Vilks: Swedish Cartoonist Attacked by Muslims Won’t Back Down.” http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=6222.RightPundits.com. Retrieved 5/12/2010

    6) “‘Modoggie’ Cartoon Published by Swedish Artist Lars Vilks.” http://www.christiannewswire.com/news/912904201.html. Christian News Wire. Retrieved 5/12/2010

    Vanessa Hudgens Wins Poll, Keeps Her Job

    As promised we are posting the results of our poll about that oh so naughty Vanessa Hudgens. You will recall that we asked if should she be dismissed by the Disney Channel because she carelessly allowed nude photos of herself to be leaked onto the Internet.

    Poor Vanessa has been the subject of intense scrutiny for two months now since the offending photographs seemed to spontaneously appear in virtually every corner of the Internet. It is rumored that even a few computer monitors at the Vatican in Rome strayed into the nether regions of the Internet for a gander at the risqué photos of the remarkably cute star of “High School Musical 2.”

    Although we are certain that the Vatican’s purpose of visiting the loins of the Net was merely for educational reasons rather than simply prurient interest. How, for example, can a priest bestow a fitting penance to sinning parishioners without a complete understanding of the subject matter? He truly cannot. So, thus explains the only cause for any straying monitor from within the holy walls of the sacred Vatican City.

    Hopefully, those wandering religious eyes had the prudence to protect their identity by using a proxy service. No need for the tabloids to cause a ruckus and turn a Hollywood un-scandal into a Vatican one.

    Below is Vanessa’s video “Let’s Dance”

    If you will recall the poll asked should Disney fire Vanessa Hudgens and hire someone new for the filming of High School Musical 3?

    The possible answers:

    1) Yes, Can the slut!
    2) No, she’s way too cute.
    3) No, make her wash my car while wearing her bikini instead.
    4) Yes, and spank her in public.

    Here are the Grand totals:
    Yes – 29.2%
    No – 70.8%

    The results show a landslide victory for keeping Vanessa on to star in “High School Musical 3.”

    The powers that be at the Disney Channel were obviously listening, because it was reported this week that, yes, Disney definitely intends to keep Vanessa on for HSM3. It was also reported that she has signed to do the sequel at a substantial raise, no less.

    It obviously pays to be both talented and incredibly cute.

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    How Salma Hayek Got Her Breasts

    Well, imagine that! Salma Hayek teaches us that there is yet one more use for holy water. It obviously pays to investigate the unknown. Can you imagine how Salma might look if she had not received quite as much assistance from the Good Lord in this department? Thank the Man upstairs for His divine intervention.

    When God puts his hand into the mix, He obviously does not mess around. He gets the job done right. It is too bad that He did not have as much input when Britney Spears was in line to receive her behavior genes. Obviously, she was somewhat shortchanged in that area.


    But, maybe it is not too late. What might happen if we follow the Brit around some night when she is out clubbing? We could mix a small dose of holy water into Britney’s vodka and tonic and see what develops.

    Hmmm. Perhaps we should mix in a large dose? Because curing Britney’s behavior issues may prove to be quite a challenge, it would probably require a rather large dose. Maybe holy water comes in gallon jugs (sorry for the pun). While we’re at it, we better shoot for a keg or two.

    On the other hand, if celestial inspiration can work such wonders in the arena of mammary enhancement, it stands to reason that it also may have some influence on the men’s side of the issue.

    Then again, it is getting a bit late. It might be wise to leave penile enhancement for another time. Searching for an example of the Lord’s handiwork in this field leaves the patrons here at McCafferty’s Pub a little cold.

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    Paris Hilton, David Letterman September 28, 2007

    You asked for it, so here it is – Paris Hilton on the Late Show with David Letterman on September 28, 2007.

    There is a lot of talk on other blogs, especially blogs specializing in Hollywood personalities, that David “grilled” Paris about her prison stay.

    That talk is nonsense. If Paris expected not to be asked about her prison stay, she had unrealistic expectations.

    David did ask about it repeatedly, but it was a cordial conversation. You can see for yourself right here.


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    Vanessa Hudgens, the Hollywood Un-Scandal

    In case you have not heard about it, a Hollywood scandal in the making was scuttled recently before it could ever amount to anything. The question is, how could that be even remotely possible in our scandal loving society? That does not sound like the Hollywood we all know and…love?

    Naturally, Hollywood thrives on scandals. You know the old saying: any publicity is good publicity, or something along those lines.

    It seems that Vanessa Hudgens, the remarkably cute, co-star of “High School Musical 2” was caught with her pants down, literally. “High School Musical 2” is playing on the Disney channel, and, of course, we all know that wholesomeness and Disney are virtually synonymous.

    Well, Vanessa had somehow allowed a nude photo of herself to escape onto the Internet, and the idea of a nude 18-year-old Vanessa floating around the blogosphere promised to irk even the most liberal Disney executives.

    Vanessa and “HSM 2” both cater to the tweens, those youngsters who somehow no longer qualify as children and who now yearn to be teenagers. Really! There are people who want to be teens.

    If you are a 10-12 year-old male suddenly awakening to sexuality, Vanessa is to die for. If you are a similarly aged female, this 18-year-old star is your ultimate role model.

    Well, naturally, the Disney folks were truly worried that parents would rebel at the concept of their daughters trying to be more like a naked Vanessa. It’s okay to emulate a wholesome Vanessa, but naked on the Internet? Your kids can beg, “Oh, please, Mom,” all day, but nudity and Disney simply do not mix, and what Mom longs to see her daughter in the altogether on her MySpace page?

    There were predictions of Vanessa getting sacked and the belief that mothers everywhere would be up in arms. Gossip pundits unanimously promised that Disney would crack the whip with Vanessa.

    Do you know what happened? Disney said, well, that is unfortunate, but we can live with it. We sure hope that Vanessa has learned her lesson.

    With that, an enormous scandal simply evaporated. Disney responded in a mature and adult manner, and the rest of Hollywood said, “Oh…”

    I just do not get it! Hollywood executives behaving in a completely civilized way. What is our world coming to?

    If this type of behavior were to continue, who knows what else might happen or might have happened? Imagine George Bush in 2002-2003 telling the nation that he really wanted to invade Iraq, but his inspectors were not able to find weapons of mass destruction. Would George really have said, “Let’s avoid a blood bath and spend our time fighting the real war on terror.”

    Maybe Osama Bin Laden will produce another video telling America, “You know, I had intended to bomb Americans back to oblivion, but…never mind. I guess I will play golf instead.”

    What if Lindsay Lohan told reporters, “I probably should have been out last night partying, but I decided to stay home and read a book.”

    If this totally unpredictable behavior from a Hollywood powerhouse like Disney catches on, and other people also begin to behave in a similarly rational manner, it may intimate one very scary thought: there may be hope for the world yet.

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    Fuzzy Zoeller Gets Incredible Hole in One

    This video shows an incredible hole in one by golfer, Fuzzy Zoeller, at the Des Moines, Iowa, Allianz Championship in June, 2006. When you first see it, you begin to think that it is a phony video, but that is not the case according to the official Fuzzy Zoeller web site at www.fuz.com.

    The suspect part of the video is when the ball lands right on the fringe of the green and just sits there for about 10 seconds. Just when you think the shot is over, the ball starts rolling, and the rest is history.

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    Criss Angel Levitation, Halle Berry Pregnant, Paris Hilton Pregnant?

    Here is magician, Criss Angel, performing one of his levitation tricks. Initially, the trick looks rather impressive until you check out his trousers. You can see that his pants have a lot of extra material in them in order to hide the additional support he is getting from them.

    The second video is a Criss Angel video explaining how he performs one of his levitation tricks. Since there are many sites on the Internet that are revealing how magicians perform many of their tricks, perhaps Angel is merely beating someone to the punch when he reveals his method.

    What the Internet really needs is a video explaining how Halle Berry still looks so good while being pregnant at 41 years of age. That’s right, Ms. Berry has announced that she is now with child.

    The father is her boy friend and male model, Gabriel Aubrey, 32. With parents like that, how can that kid not be good looking? Look at the scull cap and goggles Halle is wearing in the photo. Do you know how bad most of us would look wearing a getup like that? Yet Halle easily pulls off wandering about town wearing those things.

    Some people just know how to choose the right genetics.

    Speaking of pregnant, guess what Parisian revealed that she wants a baby by next year? That is right, Paris Hilton, our favorite Parisian, announced that she is trying to get into better physical shape so she will be ready for a pregnancy.

    Poor Paris doesn’t realize that having a tight bod is only a small part of preparing for motherhood. Being emotionally mature just might help a bit too.

    Alas, that option seems to be closed to poor Paris.

    Talk about luck of the draw! Which one would you rather have as your mother, Halle or Paris?

    Not too much of a contest there.

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    Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan Update

    Here are the latest on Britney and Lindsay:

    Britney Spears had another public meltdown recently when she smashed her Mercedes into a parked car and did not bother to notify the owner. Video of the incident shown here and on celebtv.com clearly shows Britney ramming her vehicle into a parked Mercedes and showing no apparent concern for what she did to the other vehicle. Her only concern appears to be for the damage to her own Mercedes.

    The 25-year-old singer also is the subject of additional gossip regarding a public 2 AM truth-or-dare party game in which Britney reportedly went topless at a hotel swimming pool and allowed herself to be groped and kissed by a 21-year-old extra from her recent video.

    Matt Encinias, the actor and college student who fooled around with Britney, said, “Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed. I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”

    Lindsay Lohan rumors abound that she is now pregnant, which is reportedly the real reason she is in hiding at Cirque Lodge rehab treatment center in Sundance Utah. The rumors have been reported on several Internet gossip sites, but there has been no confirmation from anyone in Lindsay’s camp.

    Lindsay’s former bodyguard recently came forward in defense of the 21-year-old actress saying that Lindsay’s parents were both abusive and neglectful toward her. Bodyguard, Tony Almeida, claims that he once intervened between Lindsay and her father on the Long Island Espressway when Lindsay’s father was calling her a slut and pushing her against the hood of the car.

    “From a young age, she dealt with her father’s physical, emotional and drug abuses as well as her mother’s drinking,” Almeida said. He also said that Lindsay’s mother, Dina Lohan, allowed her to sleep over with boys at the age of 15.

    The bodyguard also revealed that Dina also “let her do whatever she wanted, just to keep her happy and working. (At her 16th birthday party) Lindsay drank whatever she wanted – I saw her drinking beer and mixed drinks with my own eyes,” he said.

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