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And Baby Makes…One Too Many?—Viral Video


In the original video on YouTube that went viral in one big hurry, this little man goes ballistic when mom tells him he will soon have a little brother or sister to help take care of.

It seems that there is no telling what some folks’ attitudes will be on any subject. “This is exasperating!” and “it doesn’t make no sense!”


Criss Angel Levitation, Halle Berry Pregnant, Paris Hilton Pregnant?

Here is magician, Criss Angel, performing one of his levitation tricks. Initially, the trick looks rather impressive until you check out his trousers. You can see that his pants have a lot of extra material in them in order to hide the additional support he is getting from them.

The second video is a Criss Angel video explaining how he performs one of his levitation tricks. Since there are many sites on the Internet that are revealing how magicians perform many of their tricks, perhaps Angel is merely beating someone to the punch when he reveals his method.

What the Internet really needs is a video explaining how Halle Berry still looks so good while being pregnant at 41 years of age. That’s right, Ms. Berry has announced that she is now with child.

The father is her boy friend and male model, Gabriel Aubrey, 32. With parents like that, how can that kid not be good looking? Look at the scull cap and goggles Halle is wearing in the photo. Do you know how bad most of us would look wearing a getup like that? Yet Halle easily pulls off wandering about town wearing those things.

Some people just know how to choose the right genetics.

Speaking of pregnant, guess what Parisian revealed that she wants a baby by next year? That is right, Paris Hilton, our favorite Parisian, announced that she is trying to get into better physical shape so she will be ready for a pregnancy.

Poor Paris doesn’t realize that having a tight bod is only a small part of preparing for motherhood. Being emotionally mature just might help a bit too.

Alas, that option seems to be closed to poor Paris.

Talk about luck of the draw! Which one would you rather have as your mother, Halle or Paris?

Not too much of a contest there.

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A Few Humorous Lessons From Life

Here are a few lessons one eventually learns from life:

  • Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
  • Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  • Never lick a steak knife.
  • Never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
  • People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
  • There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
  • There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

–Thanks to Dave Barry

Redneck Vacation

Jim Bob and Bubba were shooting the breeze one day when Jim Bob told Bubba, “Ya know, I figger I’m dab near ready fer a ‘nother vacation. Only this year I’m gwan do it a bit different. The last several years, I took your advice about where to go.”

Three years ago, you told me to go to Hawaii. Wal, I went to Hawaii and Jolene got pregnant.

Then, two years ago, you said, “Go to the Bahamas,” and dadburnit! Jolene got pregnant again.

Then, last year, you said, “Try Tahiti.” Wal, shoot! She got herself pregnant last year too!

Bubba asked Jim Bob, “So, what you gwan do different this year?”

Jim Bob replied, “This year, she‘s goin’ with me!”

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