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More Humorous Quotes
Here is a handful of humorous quotes:
Bill Maher: CNN, to mark the fifth anniversary of 9/11, is going to be re-playing their original coverage of that day. Let’s just hope that President Bush doesn’t tune in and go, “Oh my God, they’ve done it again!.”
Chico Marx: Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?
Homer Simpson: Just once, I wish someone would call me “sir” without adding, “you’re making a scene.”
Jeff Foxworthy: Being a designated driver is not a desirable job. If you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Let’s see…1/4 plus 1/3 equals…
Don’t worry about your kids getting fatter just because McDonalds is trying to get them to move from the quarter pounder to a new, black angus beef third-pounder.
It won’t work.
They’re American kids.
They don’t know that a third is bigger than a quarter.
–Thanks to Bill Maher.