City Slicker, Jim Bob stopped in to see his cousin, Billy Ray, whom he hadn’t seen for a couple of years. As he drove in to the farmyard, Jim Bob couldn’t help but notice a three legged pig running around in the farmyard. After a little small talk, Jim Bob finally had to ask Billy … Continue reading Redneck Pig→
A redneck goes into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that can cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends a top of the line model, and the redneck, who is very impressed, buys it. He returns it to the store the next day, saying, “this chain saw is defective. It … Continue reading Redneck Chainsaw→
A good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was no one on the other line. I knew a psychic who once said “God Bless you.” I said, “I didn’t sneeze.” She looked deep into my eyes and said, “You will, eventually.” And damn it if she … Continue reading Psychic Sneeze→
A recently released study has determined that exercise makes you smarter. Can you imagine what President George W. Bush would be like if he didn’t work out? –Thanks to Jay Leno More Jay Leno Humor… More George Bush Humor…
A redneck family from rural Alabama was shopping at a mall in the big city. It was their first time in a mall, so they were experiencing culture shock big time. The father and son decided to stroll around as the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but two shiny, silver … Continue reading Redneck Elevator→
Jim Bob and Bubba were shooting the breeze one day when Jim Bob told Bubba, “Ya know, I figger I’m dab near ready fer a ‘nother vacation. Only this year I’m gwan do it a bit different. The last several years, I took your advice about where to go.” Three years ago, you told me … Continue reading Redneck Vacation→
Okay. If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? Yeah…They never mention that part to us, do they? –Thanks to George Carlin More George Carlin Humor…
Memory problems are my curse. In fact, I have the worst memory ever. No matter who comes up to me, they just say…”I can’t believe that you don’t remember me!’ I answer, “Oh, Dad, I’m sorry!” –Thanks to Ellen Degeneres More Ellen Degeneres…
I thought you were supposed to feed the birds, not vice versa. I guess we all need a little help from our friends. More Animal Humor… More Animal Video Humor…
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, then orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, then shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!” “Hey, man, … Continue reading Lunch with a Panda→
Joe Bob has been in the business world for 20+ years and is worn out from all of the stress. He quits his job and buys 40 acres and a cabin in the remote regions of Montana–as far as he can get from the rest of humanity. His only human contacts are the postman, who … Continue reading Redneck Party Jokes→
I’m a godmother. That’s a great thing to be…a godmother. My goddaughter calls me god for short…that’s cute. I taught her that. –Thanks to Ellen DeGeneres More Ellen Degeneres Humor
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