A Passel of Redneck Graffiti

Here lies a passel of Redneck graffiti for your perusal and intellectual edification. It seems that certain redneck types have scrawled their opinions and diatribes on vacant building walls merely to express themselves for your cerebral enlightenment. Lucky you.

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I cannot imagine why Osama bin Laden would ever hate country music. I mean, Shania Twain…Carrie Underwood…Hello!? Need I say more? That is probably as good of a reason to join the Marines as any, but perhaps Joe Bob doesn’t know Osama is no longer with us. If so, he may be slightly annoyed once he learns the truth.

So it seems that Bubba is a patron of the “Midnight Golf Supply.” Guess a fella has to save nickels and dimes wherever he can. But isn’t that red stripe around your ball a mite embarrassing once you are back in the clubhouse?

I can understand Joe Bob loading up on fresh “toys” when he visits the dump. One man’s trash IS another man’s treasure, after all.

And Billy Ray’s sis and stepmom being one and the same person is no fault of Billy Ray. Since when can we control who Daddy marries? Daddy always did have a mind of his own.

Billy Bob meeting girls at family reunions just makes a whole lot of sense. Why not keep it all in the family?

Joe Bob’s sister really isn’t that trashy. Lots of girls wear a see thru blouse at their Momma’s funeral.

As for Bubba disappearing with his double wide to avert foreclosure, my understanding is that his bank hid a Lojack device on the trailer in the event of just such an occurrence. Sorry Bubba.

There was no chance of the fire in Billy Bob’s bathroom spreading to the house. Billy Bob deliberately placed his outhouse a ways off to avoid any odor issues wafting toward the house. That’s planning ahead Billy Bob.

And Jim Bob buying sushi at the bait shop just plain makes sense. A fella just has to save money when he can. Besides the bait shop has a recipe for pickled minnows that is just special.

Airplane or no airplane, Betty Lu has always been particular about her doo. Can’t see that changing any time soon.

Crack and plumber’s butt are just plain embarrassing. If you got it all hangin’ out on the backside, you ain’t no self respecting redneck. That is fer shur.

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Poor Bubba got behind in his mortgage payments and didn’t know what to do. Fortunately, Bubba is a creative devil and came up with this unusual remedy:

I don’t believe that is a solution that will help the average homeowner who is in mortgage trouble.

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Redneck Airlines

It’s a busy day at Redneck Airlines, and the passengers on one of its jets are already seated waiting for the pilot to get the plane under way.

Both the pilot and copilot eventually show up in the back of the airplane and start their trek toward the cockpit through the center aisle. The pilot walks along with a white cane, but he is bumping into the passengers right and left while he feels his way up the aisle. It is apparent to anyone that he is blind. The copilot follows the pilot, and he uses a guide dog. Both of them wear sunglasses.

Initially, the passengers look at each other in disbelief, thinking that this has to be some sort of practical joke. Soon though, they hear the engines running, and the airplane starts moving down the runway.

The passengers are a bit shocked and again look at each other, this time with anxiety. They begin to whisper among themselves and many look toward the flight attendants for some type of reassurance.

Then, the plane begins to accelerate rapidly, and now the passengers are starting to panic. Two nuns seated toward the front of the plane pull out rosaries and begin praying. As the plane gets ever nearer to the end of the runway, all of the passengers’ voices grow more hysterical.

Finally the plane has only twenty feet of runway remaining, and the passengers suddenly change the pitch of their voices to shouts as everyone loudly screams simultaneously. At the very last moment, the plane gently lifts off the runway and it is airborne. The plane begins a normal ascent toward its cruising altitude.

In the cockpit, the copilot exhales a sigh of relief and says to the pilot, “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we won’t know when to take off.”

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When Joe Bob finished high school, he was unsure what he wanted to do with his life. Fortunately for him, the Marine Corps. recruiter knew exactly what Joe Bob wanted to do.

That was one kind hearted Marine recruiter, now wasn’t it?

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Redneck Graffiti 2008

We have neglected our redneck graffiti for awhile, so it is time for another installment. Here are a few choice ones.

You have to admire Bubba’s frugality. That guy sure knows how to save a buck. Think I’ll git him to help me “shop” for some new tires for my car.

That was sure some quick thinking on Billy Bob’s part. That must have been a bad fire because I have heard that manure burns slowly and for a long time.

Ol’ Betty Lu is always thinking because I never knew that airplanes got that breezy.

We will leave with the eternal question of:

How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck hotel?

When you pick up the phone, call the front desk and say, “I’ve got a leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk replies, “Well, ya’ll go right ahead.”

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Hillary Clinton Graffiti

The American voter seems to favor Hillary Clinton, according to the latest polls. Don’t they remember Bubba saying, “I did not have sex with that woman?”

Are all of the American voters masochists?

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Paris Hilton Graffiti

Does this latest version of “Kilroy was here” graffiti promise to become more famous than the original World War II famous Graffiti? For those who never took a history lesson, “Kilroy was here” was a popular graffiti left at battle sites and prisoner of war jail cells during World War II.

Paris Hilton is probably one of the most famous prisoners in world history, although most famous prisoners were famous because they were imprisoned for a cause, such as South Africa’s Nelson Mandela, who was imprisoned because of his anti-apartheid actions in South Africa. Paris, on the other hand, is the cause of her own imprisonment.

It is not easy for a 26-year-old billionaire heiress to land in jail. You have to do some pretty dumb things for someone that wealthy to lose your freedom–even if it is only for 45 days.

But Paris Hilton is living proof of that.

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Surfer Dude Graffiti

Dude! That poor builder. Doesn’t even get his building built and the “dudes” are already marking it up. That has to be frustrating, but I have heard that modern construction materials are now designed to make removing graffiti a lot easier.

Of course, that makes it that much more enticing to post graffiti jabs at our dear Paris Hilton. Speaking of the Parisian, she is due to report for her incarceration in short order. It was reported in the media that one of the paparazzi rented a room with a window overlooking the small window in the jail cell that Paris is scheduled to be assigned to. It is unclear whether there is any truth to the report, but it makes perfect sense.

A photo of the Paris inside her new habitat would probably fetch a very pretty penny from the tabloids. Now that the report has hit the wires, the authorities will probably transfer her to a different cell to frustrate the photogs.

You can be sure that if any photos surface, you will hear about them here.

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Redneck Sister Graffiti

• “Billy Ray’s sister is also his step mom.”

Well, that could be very confusing. “Mom, make her stop looking at me” would become “Mom, stop looking at me?”

Imagine Billy Ray bringing home his first girlfriend and introducing her to the ‘family:’ “Mary, I want you to meet my sister, my mom and dad’s wife. No, that’s not three people, that’s just sis here.”

And it gives a whole new meaning to the concept of “I want a girl, just like the girl that married dear old dad.”

Okay, all of you folks who do not believe in evolution have to explain something that I do not understand. If humankind began with Adam and Eve, doesn’t that mean that their kids had to intermarry. How else could the population expand? And, if that’s true, then doesn’t that condone incest?

The nuns never would explain that to me when I was a kid. They kept changing the subject, and I still don’t get it to this day.

Any of you biblical fundamentalists are welcome to comment.

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Redneck Garbage Graffiti

If Dad says you have to do it, I guess you have to do it. But what do you think Joe Bob’s dad would say about it? Perhaps, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure?

• “His Dad said: Take out the trash. So now Bubba’s dating Joe Bob’s sister.”

Hey girls! I think Joe Bob has a brother that’s single. This could be your opportunity.

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Graffiti Fame

This is what sometimes happens when you try to tell some folks what they can and cannot do. Good or bad, once you are famous, you may just live forever inside of sarcastic minds. I am just glad I am not famous, my name isn’t Bill…and I’m not sarcastic.

Hmmmm…Cosby, Clinton, Gates…Where’s Wild Bill Hickock?

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Today’s Redneck Graffiti:

“Jim Bob Buys Sushi at Bubba’s Bait Shop!”

Dat dere Jim Bob is a bad un, he is!!

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That Billy Bob is a real shark, he is.

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